Why a dog ????????????????????

How do you think your poor mother felt when you were born? A chubby, crying little mush blob that sh*ts in his pants, spits up, and drools. And she kept you around, didn't she! Dogs are much cleaner than babies, are the cutest things on this planet, can be service dogs to the specially abled, are one of the smartest animals, and love you unconditionally. There is nothing like a great dog, and I hope you never get the pleasure of having one you ignorant ****